Saturday, 19 October 2013

The top ten ways to tell if you are a bunny boiler.......

10.  Fatal Attraction is you all time favourite film and you've watched it 20 times and taken notes down each time.

9.  You set up anonymous accounts so to stalk your ex or victim as we like to call them on every form of social media available

8.  You start stalking not only your victim but all the family too including the children.

7. You contact members of the extended family and friends of your victim, crying and whaling down the phone with pleas of "I don't understand, what did I do wrong"

6. You pretend to text your victim as some one else, and start bestowing the virtues of why you are so wonderful.

5. You pretend you are pregnant and then you pretend you have had an abortion for the sake of "his family"

4. You spend months trying to convince your victim you really were pregnant and you have "proof" if only he'd acknowledge you.

3. You try to convince your victims partner that actually he's an arsehole and that she would be better off without him.

2. You send threats to your victims partner and when that doesn't work you send her abuse constantly over a period of months and then start pretending that something is still going on with the victim in the hope to cause trouble or to try break down their relationship and destroy their family and their children's lives

But the number one reason you know you are a bunny boiler is

1. You send naked pictures and videos of yourself fingering yourself in the bathroom mirror 4 months after your victim has left you and has made no contact with you.  Not once but a few times and for the life of me I can't understand why you would do only guess is that in some screwed world you really think there is some sort of relationship still going on with the victim even though he has made no attempt to contact you or has any desire to, save for getting you off his phone bill.
FUBAR is all I can say totally FUBAR

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